These are a collection of some of my favorite quotes from various sources. Some are from my favorite movies and TV shows, others are from people; some have good advice and others are just good laughs. Please enjoy!
“Dr. Grant . . . my dear Dr. Sattler . . . welcome, to
Jurassic Park!”
John Hammond, Jurassic
Park
Iggy: “Did you take the Juniper Bushes . . .?”
Catfish Stu: “Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t. Wha’cha gonna
do? Call the bush police?”
Jiggers: “Maybe we will!”
Iggy (to Jiggers): “There is no bush police.”
Jiggers: “. . . Then maybe we won’t.”
Iggy and Jiggers asking Catfish Stu if he stole the Juniper
Bushes, Iggy Arbuckle There’s Something about Berry’s
“Mind your business don’t mind mine, only then your stars
shall shine.”
Ebeneezer Paine, 1776
“Those who’s lives are spent in bed, will not prosper it is
said.”
Ebeneezer Paine, 1779
John: “This is just a delay, that’s all it is. Every major
theme park has delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!”
Malcolm: “But John, when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks
down the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
John Hammond and Ian Malcolm on the park’s incident, Jurassic Park
Amplifier: “Well howdy there little paleontologists, welcome
to Jurassic Park! Are you ready to see some dinosaurs?
(Silence)
Amplifier: I can’t hear you!
T. rex: *ROARS*
The amplifier system in Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park: The Game
“I praise thee for I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Your
works are wonderful, I know that full well.”
King David, Psalm
139:14
Bank Clerk: “And that brings your balance to $2.50.”
Hetty: “Thank you.”
(She starts to leave before turning around and walking back
to the counter)
Hetty: “. . . what? (Whispering) Apparently you have gotten
our account mixed up with somebody else’s. Please check it again.”
Bank Clerk (straining to hear): “Could you say that again
please?”
Hetty (even quieter than before): “Apparently you have gotten
our account mixed up with somebody else’s. Please check it again.”
Bank Clerk: “I can hardly hear you when you’re whispering,
let alone when you are speaking in your normal voice. Could you say that again
please?”
Hetty: “CHECK IT AGAIN!!!”
(Bank Clerk checks the account again)
Bank Clerk: “I am sorry, I did get your account mixed up. So
your balance isn’t $2.50 – it’s $1.50.”
Hetty
and the Bank Clerk, Road to Avonlea"Those who's lives are spent in mock, I'm afraid will never cross the dock."
Ebeneezer Paine, 1796
"If you mind your business and I mind mine, your stars are very sure to shine!"
Ebeneezer Paine's update on an older saying, 2013
"If more people listen to this old rhyme, I wouldn't have to repeat it all the time!"
Ebeneezer Paine, 2013
“Name-calling is often the last
resort of a person who can’t make an effective argument.”
Faris Sahawneh, 2013
“Let God lead today . . . Next
time you have to do something (l.e. homework, etc.) that you don’t
wanna do, do it to glorify Jesus!”
Cozi Zuehlsdorff, 2013
Oscar: Listen Lady, we don’t have time for this! You
either get in the helicopter peacefully
or I will personally knock you out, put you in cuffs and throw you in!
Sorkin: You lay one hand on me and I will have you so . . .
deep in litigation that you’ll be reading legal text for a decade!
Oscar attempting to get Dr. Sorkin on the helicopter, Jurassic Park: The Game
“God is so good. No matter what's going on in your life,
put it in His hands and hold on to Him.”
Cozi Zuehlsdorff, 2013
“When cooking food that spits, always use safety goggles.
When running short on safety goggles, use huge sunglasses.”
Cozi Zuehlsdorff, 2013
"Spinosaurus is and was, the biggest meat-eating dinosaur that ever lived."
Jack Horner, 2001
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