Favorite Quotes

These are a collection of some of my favorite quotes from various sources. Some are from my favorite movies and TV shows, others are from people; some have good advice and others are just good laughs. Please enjoy!

“Dr. Grant . . . my dear Dr. Sattler . . . welcome, to Jurassic Park!”
John Hammond, Jurassic Park

Iggy: “Did you take the Juniper Bushes . . .?”
Catfish Stu: “Maybe I did and maybe I didn’t. Wha’cha gonna do? Call the bush police?”
Jiggers: “Maybe we will!”
Iggy (to Jiggers): “There is no bush police.”
Jiggers: “. . . Then maybe we won’t.”
Iggy and Jiggers asking Catfish Stu if he stole the Juniper Bushes, Iggy Arbuckle There’s Something about Berry’s

“Mind your business don’t mind mine, only then your stars shall shine.”
Ebeneezer Paine, 1776

“Those who’s lives are spent in bed, will not prosper it is said.”
Ebeneezer Paine, 1779

John: “This is just a delay, that’s all it is. Every major theme park has delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!”
Malcolm: “But John, when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
John Hammond and Ian Malcolm on the park’s incident, Jurassic Park

Amplifier: “Well howdy there little paleontologists, welcome to Jurassic Park! Are you ready to see some dinosaurs?
Amplifier: I can’t hear you!
T. rex: *ROARS*
The amplifier system in Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park: The Game

“I praise thee for I am fearfully and wonderfully made; Your works are wonderful, I know that full well.”
King David, Psalm 139:14

Bank Clerk: “And that brings your balance to $2.50.”
Hetty: “Thank you.”
(She starts to leave before turning around and walking back to the counter)
Hetty: “. . . what? (Whispering) Apparently you have gotten our account mixed up with somebody else’s. Please check it again.”
Bank Clerk (straining to hear): “Could you say that again please?”
Hetty (even quieter than before): “Apparently you have gotten our account mixed up with somebody else’s. Please check it again.”
Bank Clerk: “I can hardly hear you when you’re whispering, let alone when you are speaking in your normal voice. Could you say that again please?”
Hetty: “CHECK IT AGAIN!!!”
(Bank Clerk checks the account again)
Bank Clerk: “I am sorry, I did get your account mixed up. So your balance isn’t $2.50 – it’s $1.50.”
Hetty and the Bank Clerk, Road to Avonlea

"Those who's lives are spent in mock, I'm afraid will never cross the dock."
Ebeneezer Paine, 1796

"If you mind your business and I mind mine, your stars are very sure to shine!"
Ebeneezer Paine's update on an older saying, 2013

"If more people listen to this old rhyme, I wouldn't have to repeat it all the time!"
Ebeneezer Paine, 2013

Name-calling is often the last resort of a person who can’t make an effective argument.
Faris Sahawneh, 2013

Let God lead today . . . Next time you have to do something (l.e. homework, etc.) that you don’t wanna do, do it to glorify Jesus!
Cozi Zuehlsdorff, 2013

Oscar: Listen Lady, we don’t have time for this! You either get in the helicopter peacefully or I will personally knock you out, put you in cuffs and throw you in!
Sorkin: You lay one hand on me and I will have you so . . . deep in litigation that you’ll be reading legal text for a decade!
Oscar attempting to get Dr. Sorkin on the helicopter, Jurassic Park: The Game

God is so good. No matter what's going on in your life, put it in His hands and hold on to Him.
Cozi Zuehlsdorff, 2013

When cooking food that spits, always use safety goggles. When running short on safety goggles, use huge sunglasses.”
Cozi Zuehlsdorff, 2013

"Spinosaurus is and was, the biggest meat-eating dinosaur that ever lived."
Jack Horner, 2001

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